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2-5 against the Caps

Suck it Ovechkin!

I google Martin Havlat and all I get back are photos of Dany Heatley D;

Crying. Miss Heater. What a bittersweet trade. But was googling Havlat because he’s injured and I kinda miss seeing him out on the ice, plus he’s the second hottest ginger on the planet! (After Rupert Grint of course.)

I DEFINITELY JUST SAW JASON DEMERS AT YARDHOUSE!

I shit you not. And folks, that is a big mother fucking deal to me.

I was walking to the bathroom after finishing dinner and spotted him sitting in a corner booth decked out in a San Jose Earthquakes beanie and hoodie accompanied with whom I assume would be his mom and brother. I literally did, not a double-take, but like a quadruple-take! And I had absolutely no shame in full on staring as I had passed by his table a total of five different times. I’m just disappointed that I didn’t have the courage to give him a smile and a quick “great game last night!” greeting. Instead, I’m sure he just saw me and got scared that I was some weird stalker chick… but whatever, I’m totally throwing a huge bitch fit right now. That was an insanely good decision to head out to Santana Row tonight. My winter holidays has officially become legit.